Leceh Ape lagi??: January 2012

Some computer terms translated to BM,

Don’t you think that computer terminology in Bahasa Malaysia is really weird?

Cakera Keras = Hard Disk

Tetikus = Mouse

Papan Kunci = Keyboard

CD-ROM = Cakera Padat Ingatan Melalui Pembacaan (CP-IMP) – Isn’t that bit too much to ingat? Try pronouncing that without twisting your tongue or pausing to think. IMPs?

Monitor = What’s the term for this? KETUA DARJAH?

Modem = Could it be called “PEMPEND” <– PEModulasi, PENDemodulasi?

Motherboard = “Papan Ibu” probably? Maybe the best motherboards can be awarded the “Papan Ibu Mithali” then?

Sound Card = Kad Bunyi?

Sound Blaster = Peletup Bunyi?

Pipeline Burst Cache = Duite Garisan Paip Meletup?

Local Bus = Bas Tempatan? Sounds good to me.

VESA Local Bus = Bas Tempatan VESA?

Flatbed = Katil leper? OR Katil Rumah Pangsa (Flat)?

WWW = Sarang labah-labah Selebar Dunia (SSD)? Sounds quite convincing to me.

Then what would you call daughterboards? Papan anak perempuan? That sounds a little kinky for me

) What about SIMMs and DIMMs and such…?

*laf* wonder what would you call ink jets then

Pancutan Dakwat???

What about “Plug and Play [tm]“?

Hmmm..Plug and play….Cucuk dan Main??? Somehow I think not.

Joystick = Batang Gembira or Batang Ria?? Damn obscene man!!

Dear friends...Long time tak kunjung blog aku haa..apa ceritak??heh..:P

Okay ini hari aku nak sharing sikit pasal annually family vacation aku kat PD with my beloved family and relative during mid-term break harituh.. Nak kata seronok ke idok memey la seronokkan.. Heh. Da la dapat cuti then dapat pergi bercuti lagi, wahhh memang terbaaiikkkk mat!!

Aku tak mau cerita detail sangat la macam karangan tak rasmi budak-budak sekolah kan.. Just nak overview sikit then korang tengok la gmbau-gambau ~~hensem~~ aku hahh!! Chop! gambau-gambau hensem ak punya saudara-mara la..Blom abih cakap korang da lekat setepek statement poyos kt dahi aku kan..chehh!!:P

The vacation take tour selama tiga hari dua malam dekat satu hotel ni.. Tak hengat la apa nama hotel dia..Abaikan..! So selama tiga hari kat sana, most of the time aku spend with swimming dkt pool la kan..Faverett! Then main bola sepak siap ade padang kott, main ping pong, gym pon ada..tapi malas..Orang bercuti nak maen gym apanya..Buat letih badan saje la pun kn..heh!

Okay waktu malam plak kteorang turun Dataran Teluk Kemang..Kat situ ade function Astro Fiesta,,sedang elok la tuh! Ade la retis-retis buat performance, acoustic sume macam Zahid AF, Akma AF and others la..walaupon event kecik tapi enjoy seyhh..Lawak from Salam and aku tak hengat sape nama bro tuh..Budak raja lawak tak silap..Kejap lagi aku preview gambau..Dyeorang punya idea superbb la..Tapi kerja nak membahan Aril je..Bukan aku! Aril tuh tukang bagi sourvenir kt penonton..ahahah!!

Pagi-pagi plak selalu jalan kt bitch je la..(beach) heh!..Aku nih bukanlah pencinta alam sangat tapi peaceful la..Syiok!Cari ketam, remis, main ombak-ombak rindu,,Keh2..

On the last day time nak balik aktiviti kemuncak paling syiok..Kumpul duit semata-mata nak maen benda alah ni tiap-tiap tahun.Maen go-kart!!Jyeahh!! 13 orang contestants sume saudara-mara aku.. Macam biasa tiap-tiap tahun selalu aku maen mesti no first,,Serius-serius tak tipu! Tp for this time I got second dok kerana berlanggar dengan contestant no last time aku tengah leading no satu..Punye la sakit hati kate tok..Kenapa la dia slow sangat tym tuh..Damn!

Ok malas nk lerett nanti korang boring,,Nah hamik tengok gambau..